Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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