i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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