covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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