Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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