I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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