i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Boobs are out for the taking
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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