kristin has been a bad kristin
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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