do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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