After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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