He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
