kristin has been a bad kristin
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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