and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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