i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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