I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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