i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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