yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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