am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
no you cant smoke seaweed
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just found puke in my bra..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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