I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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