so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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