11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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