How'd it feel making her break her religion?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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