if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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