I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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