turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
