Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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