i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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