What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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