There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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