...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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