It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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