Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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