I'm drive I can fine osifer
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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