Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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