I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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