Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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