I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
