I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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