i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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