Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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