is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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