one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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