I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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