So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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