Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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