his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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