Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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