Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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