Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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