I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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