you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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