You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
