I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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