I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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