Christians are straight up FREAKS
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So apparently I’m into choking now
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