You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
ttyl tear gas
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
His nipple licking is glorious
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