WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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